Please think again before baring your flesh (From Northwich Guardian)

Please think again before baring your flesh

3:20pm Wednesday 17th June 2009 in

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WHENEVER the weather warms up and it really seems that summer is here, the English feel the urge to strip off.

This manifests itself by men appearing in last year’s creased shorts, now a size too small, and women in faded t shirts, showing every bit of their ample bosoms.

I am not standing on a beach when I see these sights, oh no, I am standing waiting patiently in the shopping centre of Northwich for the stores to open.

There is something rather sad about the English men and women, obviously wanting to turn their environment into the relaxed, warm atmosphere of Majorca, Madeira and Marbella.

Bare flesh on holiday, fine, but in town please think again.

JANE BROWN Northwich