Sara Villiers discovers that two flustered tourists are not what they
seem.
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THERE'S something amiss in Glasgow's Buchanan Street and it has
nothing to do with the George Square bomb scare which has sent people
spilling out of their offices. Ignoring the potential threat of death
and disaster, the puzzled buzz is instead focused on the activities of
two hapless looking tourists. Alan Fairbairn and Nicolas Peper of
Theatre Decale have easily upstaged the mounted police sentried across
Exchange Square.
They begin their unique style of street theatre by literally stopping
the traffic in Argyle Street. Two lost foreigners, halting cars and
asking directions, spreading maps across car bonnets and, somewhat
surprisingly, considering the jam the traffic diversions have caused,
treated with benign tolerance from bemused drivers. They then move
slowly up Buchanan Street. They pose for photos in unlikely spots, in
front of scaffolding or shops, and, intent on getting the picture just
right, they collide with passers-by, some of whom they then try to
befriend, hustling them into the shot or getting them to take a picture.
They're doing what tourists normally do but they're injecting a subtle
satire into the stereotype.
Their ''act'' is almost impossible to perceive as such. This is the
beauty and great inventiveness of Theatre Decale; they reject most of
the traditional methods of street performance -- no clowning around, no
hyperbole, no bizarre costumes, no dramatic plea for attention -- yet in
doing so they perfect the central premise of street art, improvisation,
and thus create considerable impact. The slow-witted facade is a
disguise for their artful ingenuity.
Subtlety and instinct drive their performance. They are attired in the
traditional gear of the Continental tourist, chic glasses, bright
jackets, and funny hats and if only they weren't constantly getting in
people's way they might pass without a second glance; well perhaps they
would merit a second glance but certainly not the brazen stares they are
currently attracting. But there's something not quite right about them;
the jackets are ill-fitting, their movements slightly frenetic. If you
get up close you notice there are no lenses in their glasses.
The bomb scare has given them a captive audience but deliberately they
do not take advantage of this. Indeed, each time a sizeable crowd does
encircle them they play to the gallery for only a little while, then
look almost bewildered to find themselves at the centre of this
attention and move on. At first everyone is unsure how to react to them.
The first giggles are stifled -- it's not nice to laugh at the funny
foreigners -- but gradually their antics are so mirth-making it is
impossible not to burst into gales of laughter.
''That's priceless,'' murmurs a besuited business man passing quickly
by, glancing at their efforts to pose with some local girls. A woman
behind me explodes with hilarity. ''Oh, it's their faces!'' she says
tearfully. ''What's happening, what's happening?'' asks an urgent voice
by my side. It's an old lady entranced at the sight of Nicolas climbing
into a shoe display while Alan stands outside snapping. ''Is it just a
carry-on?''
A few women fall for them totally -- perhaps their good looks help
here -- and oblige their requests. As Alan stands chipper in the
background one elegantly dressed lady is persuaded to lean nonchalantly
against a litter bin. Her pose is gradually adjusted until her arm is
completely in the bin but her fixed smile stays constant for Nicolas and
his camera. Another woman, snuggling up to Alan in front of a designer
shop window, unaware that they are mimicing the pose of the mannequins
behind them, suddenly spots me scribbling notes and is at first enraged
-- ''are they pulling my leg?'' -- but soon gets the joke.
Then Theatre Decale unbutton their jackets, remove their glasses and
hats, and immediately melt into the crowd. Over coffees at Rogano they
reckon this has been a good day. Alan was hit (''just gently'') by an
impatient car but they weren't arrested -- as they have sometimes been
in their base town of Paris. If anything, Glaswegians have been almost
too obliging.
One man, watching their predicament with the map, had came over to
help and -- somewhat to their dismay -- spoke fluent French. He pointed
out that their map was one of a town in Austria (they meekly pretended
ignorance) then marched them down to Strathclyde Transport Information
Office for Zonecard maps. He missed all the clues they were sending out
and as he had so thoroughly fallen for their ''deceit'' they didn't have
the heart to tell him.
I have every sympathy with him. I am constantly unsure if I am playing
victim to their satire, yet I warm to their clever humour. When asked
about the mime elements of their work they elaborately send themselves
up. ''This is mime,'' intones Alan gravely, picking an apple from a
tree. Nicolas objects. ''That was a pear!''
For a few moments they seem to shrug back into their characters' skin
and idly harangue the waiter who, with impeccable aplomb, smiles
politely back.
A consummate double act who have been working together since they met
at the Parisian theatre school, l'Ecole Jacques Lecoq, eight years ago
(they have been resident in Paris ever since although Alan hails from
Newcastle and Nicolas from Belgium), they play verbal games with each
other, accusing one another of hogging the conversation and gently
sparring over the topic of the one-man play which Alan is currently
rehearsing. The director lives in London, the set is being built in
Newcastle, but the show, No Joseph, opens in Paris, on May 31 in the
Theatre du Nesle.
''It's inspired by Nicolas,'' he explains, eyeing his partner warily
as he listens with mock-patience. ''It's about a guy who was part of a
double act with another guy, only in transition this has became a bird.
The bird has left him but has invaded his pysche. He even dresses up
like a bird, a sort of transvestitism.''
Nicolas, not to be outdone, then tells me in great detail about his
one-man venture -- Rebirth. ''This guy goes to his therapist . . .
avant-garde . . . huge model of a woman onstage . . . slides down the
womb . . . head gets stuck for half an hour.'' I ardently take notes
until Alan's shaking shoulders and the sheer improbability of Nicolas's
vision alert me. Like all those gullible pedestrians outside I've just
been well and truly had. But hey, it was a lot of fun.
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