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           <title>Play acting...</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[I HAVE made it. I am famous in my own back yard. I have appeared in an article in the Guardian because I am a
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           <title>The sad tale of a hamster, a Dyson and a sewing needle</title>
           
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  MOST men will understand when I say that what starts out to be a small job can soon end up as a day’s work, or worse.
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           <title>When is a bargain not a bargain?</title>
           
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  I AM one of my moaning moods again. ‘No surprise there then’, I hear you sigh.
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           <title>Why the economy is like Ms Nomates buying shoes</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[DOES anyone understand ‘the economy’? A dictionary definition shows it as ‘Careful, thrifty management of resources, such as money, materials, or labour, usually of the household
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           <title>What's going on at the BBC</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  AT last a climb down by the BBC. They are cutting costs, supposedly to benefit the licence payer.
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           <title>Why the need for speed?</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  THERE has been talk of raising the top speed limit to 80mph. Why bother?
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           <title>Always look on the bright side of life...</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[EDDY Tor thinks that I’m depressed. He always proof-reads my words (he proof-reads whisky bottles too. Anything under 40% and
  he’s not a happy bunny, but that’s our little secret) and he said he thought my last piece was rather bleak.
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           <title>What's the matter with kids today?</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  ALL kids have done it? I did it and you probably did it.
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           <title>Let politicians fight for the oil</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  I DON’T know if it’s a curse or a blessing to be a little bit thick or naive. How often do we hear it said, ‘sometimes we’re best not knowing’? It’s true!
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           <title>The cost of a royal wedding</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[SOMEBODY asked me, ‘why, in your last week’s offering of diatribe to the funeral pyre of bad journalism,
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           <title>A new dawn and a new day for Billy</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  Billy Nomates has come of age. I have seen the light. I am departing from the dark ages. ]]></description>
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           <title>Standing up for the police</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  Today I’m going to shock you.
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           <title>Billy's latest rant</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  DEAR Billy, have you no good to say about any body in authority, especially the police of today?
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           <title>Health and safety at its best</title>
           
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  I WAS watching a show on how rescue services have to work with one hand tied behind their backs because of ridiculous regulations.
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           <title>Modern tennis is an acquired taste</title>
           
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  I KNOW a lady who hibernates with a ton of strawberries and a bucket of cream for the tennis season.
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           <title>There is nobody in the world as naïve as my mother</title>
           
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  When I was very young, probably about 14 years of age, Ma Nomates told me she was going to watch a program on the telly about the Lebanon.
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           <title>Why do people read my drivel?</title>
           
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  I WAS trying to have a quiet pie outside Greggs.
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           <title>Billy NoMates latest rant...</title>
           
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  I WANT to apologise unreservedly for my stupid joke about the police.
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           <title>I still prefer Ronnie Rover to Kia Caren</title>
           
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  DON’T think I’m sexist but I still prefer Ronnie Rover to Kia Caren, but please don’t tell her, she’s not an easy woman.
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           <title>If nobody on the planet made another car for years, would the world come to an end?</title>
           
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           <description><![CDATA[  I DON’T suppose for one moment that many will find anything amusing about the tsunami in Japan and what was reported as a melt down of a nuclear power station, but of course the text messages and
  emails, containing the very un-PC jokes, have done the rounds.
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