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    <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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           <title>Arty Farty</title>
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  I DID art in school. I hate to blow my own trumpet – nobody else will touch it – but my chalk drawing of a wine bottle and grapes should be in the Tate National Gallery, if for no other reason than
  I included both blue and green grapes and the label on the bottle was spelled correctly in French.
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           <title>Help for Haiti</title>
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  THERE is nothing funny about the tragedy which has happened in Haiti.
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           <title>‘Have a nice day now’</title>
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  DEAR MD of my Energy Company, &#40;I can’t name names but it begins with N) How’s your day? &#40;I hate it when they say that).
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           <title>Get a grip Mr Brown</title>
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  DEAR Mr Brown, I hope your bunch enjoyed the long Christmas break, which we, the British public, paid for one way or another.
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           <title>Don't throw Billy Nomates on the fire!</title>
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           <description>  MS NOMATES and I were invited to a bonfire, or to be accurate, her youngest had been invited and we were tagged on to the invitation.
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           <title>Our teenage breakdown in Tesco</title>
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           <description>  MS Nomates and I went to Tesco to get a newspaper. Why does the Daily Mail only put the free DVDs in those sold in either WH Smith or Tesco? Ronnie Rover began to play up. We thought, maybe it was
  because he doesn’t like Tesco or maybe he doesn’t like going shopping on Sunday, which is somewhat understandable.
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           <title>Does everybody get a free hair in soup?</title>
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  BEFORE I kick off I want to make it perfectly clear that so far I have had nothing but good service and courtesy from the staff of a well known establishment which can’t be named for legal reasons.
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           <title>All I want for Christmas is a good google!</title>
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  ANY day now we will have the Christmas cacophony from every corner ‘And so this is Christmas and what have we done? Another year older la la.’ To be perfectly honest, not a lot.
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           <title>Sometimes things just come to me</title>
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  NORTHWICH was within the sovereignty of Vale Royal until some bright spark thought of a great way to waste money by changing us, so we now fall within the new unitary authority of Chester West and
  Chester.
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           <title>'RING A DING A DING DONG’</title>
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           <description>  MY digital alarm goes off at five am. It should be six, but I can’t set the blooming thing.
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