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Posted at 2:55pm Friday 12th August 2011
Billy's latest rant
DEAR Billy, have you no good to say about any body in authority, especially the police of today?
Posted at 2:30pm Thursday 28th July 2011
Modern tennis is an acquired taste
I KNOW a lady who hibernates with a ton of strawberries and a bucket of cream for the tennis season.
Posted at 12:41pm Thursday 30th June 2011
Billy NoMates latest rant...
I WANT to apologise unreservedly for my stupid joke about the police.
Posted at 4:29pm Tuesday 7th June 2011
If nobody on the planet made another car for years, would the world come to an end?
I DON’T suppose for one moment that many will find anything amusing about the tsunami in Japan and what was reported as a melt down of a nuclear power station, but of course the text messages and emails, containing the very un-PC jokes, have done the rounds.
Posted at 4:28pm Tuesday 10th May 2011
I was against Elton John adopting a baby
AS the very wise Eddy Tor (our esteemed editor) always says, one has to wait a while before making any comedic or other comments concerning controversial topics.
Posted at 3:44pm Tuesday 3rd May 2011
Not many ladies with double-barrelled names ever write to me
DEAR Billy, I attended the Billy Nomates Blind Date night in March at Owley Wood Social Club and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Posted at 3:16pm Tuesday 19th April 2011
This week's rant
DON’T you find language and the meaning and the sounds of words interesting?
Posted at 11:05am Tuesday 12th April 2011
Mathematical diatribe
JEREMY Kyle asked a girl how sure she was her boyfriend had cheated on her.
Posted at 3:38pm Tuesday 5th April 2011
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Posted at 11:01am Thursday 24th February 2011
I’ve been a 700-a-week man for as long as I can remember
YOU may have noticed, I have shrunk and am smaller than before.
Posted at 3:57pm Tuesday 15th February 2011
Valentine's Day cuts
LAST year was the Wild Boar at Beeston on Valentine’s night, but because of cutbacks this year we spent the night in Abi the Caravan in a field.
Posted at 4:15pm Friday 11th February 2011
Are you a woman, Billy?
Mr Nomates, I have read some rubbish in my time but yours takes the biscuit. One minute you pontificate on one inane point of view and the next you are ramming another incredulous opinion down our throats.
Posted at 11:35am Thursday 11th November 2010
Phantom Public Bin Filler!
WHO remembers Dad’s Army, when the German officer asked Pike ‘Vat is your name?’ Captain Mainwaring shouted ‘Don’t tell him Pike.’ What a brilliant line and it might have been relevant in the Second World War but today we freedom fighters want people to know who we are, and what we stand for.
Posted at 9:11am Tuesday 9th November 2010
Posted at 10:33am Friday 29th October 2010
Discrimination
TODAY’S whinge is about a certain kind of discrimination. I know about the subject as I have been discriminated against all my life.
Posted at 9:24am Monday 18th October 2010
Family values
IT took about 13 years for Labour to break us. Of course they weren’t clever enough to do it alone. The bankers ripped us off and tried to convince us it was our fault. Now we have The Exterminators, Cameron and Clegg.
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