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Nomates hygiene is second to none!

Posted on 9:38am Monday 29th March 2010

IF you should ever follow any one of my brothers into the gents... I’ll start again. If you ever watch any one of my brothers in the gents… No wait. This does not sound as it should, does it?

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The cheaper the prices, the quicker the service

Posted on 9:34am Tuesday 23rd March 2010

I’LL tell you something. My moan last year about Mrs Dawdle keeping us all waiting at the tills has worked wonders in some quarters.

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Arty Farty

Posted on 10:31am Thursday 4th March 2010

I DID art in school. I hate to blow my own trumpet – nobody else will touch it – but my chalk drawing of a wine bottle and grapes should be in the Tate National Gallery, if for no other reason than I included both blue and green grapes and the label on the bottle was spelled correctly in French.

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