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‘Have a nice day now’
Posted on 9:12am Thursday 4th February 2010
DEAR MD of my Energy Company, (I can’t name names but it begins with N) How’s your day? (I hate it when they say that).
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Get a grip Mr Brown
Posted on 8:49am Friday 8th January 2010
DEAR Mr Brown, I hope your bunch enjoyed the long Christmas break, which we, the British public, paid for one way or another.
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Don't throw Billy Nomates on the fire!
Posted on 10:10am Sunday 13th December 2009
MS NOMATES and I were invited to a bonfire, or to be accurate, her youngest had been invited and we were tagged on to the invitation.
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Our teenage breakdown in Tesco
Posted on 8:50am Thursday 10th December 2009
MS Nomates and I went to Tesco to get a newspaper. Why does the Daily Mail only put the free DVDs in those sold in either WH Smith or Tesco? Ronnie Rover began to play up. We thought, maybe it was because he doesn’t like Tesco or maybe he doesn’t like going shopping on Sunday, which is somewhat understandable.
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Does everybody get a free hair in soup?
Posted on 8:59am Monday 7th December 2009
BEFORE I kick off I want to make it perfectly clear that so far I have had nothing but good service and courtesy from the staff of a well known establishment which can’t be named for legal reasons.
Billy Nomates »
All I want for Christmas is a good google!
Posted on 10:13am Thursday 19th November 2009
ANY day now we will have the Christmas cacophony from every corner ‘And so this is Christmas and what have we done? Another year older la la.’ To be perfectly honest, not a lot.
Billy Nomates »
Sometimes things just come to me
Posted on 10:48am Thursday 5th November 2009
NORTHWICH was within the sovereignty of Vale Royal until some bright spark thought of a great way to waste money by changing us, so we now fall within the new unitary authority of Chester West and Chester.
Billy Nomates »
'RING A DING A DING DONG’
Posted on 9:44am Tuesday 3rd November 2009
MY digital alarm goes off at five am. It should be six, but I can’t set the blooming thing.
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