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The ramblings of a man with too much time on his hands
Posted on 2:28pm Friday 30th December 2011
MOST men will understand when I say that what starts out to be a small job can soon end up as a day’s work, or worse.
Posted on 2:28pm Tuesday 22nd November 2011
DOES anyone understand ‘the economy’? A dictionary definition shows it as ‘Careful, thrifty management of resources, such as money, materials, or labour, usually of the household budget’.
Posted on 10:32am Wednesday 28th September 2011
EDDY Tor thinks that I’m depressed. He always proof-reads my words (he proof-reads whisky bottles too. Anything under 40% and he’s not a happy bunny, but that’s our little secret) and he said he thought my last piece was rather bleak.
Posted on 3:27pm Thursday 1st September 2011
SOMEBODY asked me, ‘why, in your last week’s offering of diatribe to the funeral pyre of bad journalism, did you suddenly go off on a tangent and state that our esteemed editor is only 3ft 6ins high? It made no sense’.
Posted on 12:30pm Monday 18th July 2011
When I was very young, probably about 14 years of age, Ma Nomates told me she was going to watch a program on the telly about the Lebanon.
Posted on 4:29pm Tuesday 7th June 2011
I DON’T suppose for one moment that many will find anything amusing about the tsunami in Japan and what was reported as a melt down of a nuclear power station, but of course the text messages and emails, containing the very un-PC jokes, have done the rounds.
Posted on 3:44pm Tuesday 3rd May 2011
DEAR Billy, I attended the Billy Nomates Blind Date night in March at Owley Wood Social Club and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Posted on 11:01am Thursday 24th February 2011
YOU may have noticed, I have shrunk and am smaller than before.
Posted on 4:15pm Friday 11th February 2011
Mr Nomates, I have read some rubbish in my time but yours takes the biscuit. One minute you pontificate on one inane point of view and the next you are ramming another incredulous opinion down our throats.
Posted on 10:20am Tuesday 14th December 2010
IF you don’t live in Northwich, a shanty town in Cheshire, you will not have heard the exciting news that a taxi driver has actually been allowed to keep the slogan on his taxi: ‘British by birth, English by the grace of God’. I should blooming well think so too.
Posted on 11:35am Thursday 11th November 2010
WHO remembers Dad’s Army, when the German officer asked Pike ‘Vat is your name?’ Captain Mainwaring shouted ‘Don’t tell him Pike.’ What a brilliant line and it might have been relevant in the Second World War but today we freedom fighters want people to know who we are, and what we stand for.
Posted on 9:24am Monday 18th October 2010
IT took about 13 years for Labour to break us. Of course they weren’t clever enough to do it alone. The bankers ripped us off and tried to convince us it was our fault. Now we have The Exterminators, Cameron and Clegg.